You know how it sometimes feels like you’re talking to a brick wall?

This is a good example. His replies are the ones with the grey background.

The reply I typed (but didn’t bother sending, mainly because I’m a wuss) was:

Congratulations on surviving another year on this planet. Incidentally, you’re more than welcome to ask me questions back - I find it’s the polite thing to do, even if you don’t actually give a toss. That’s how conversations work.

What a fuckwit!